Yeah, I gone and done one of those “humorous” quiz things on a site that looks a bit like Buzzfeed but isn’t. For the kids, really. Anyway, you can answer a load of daft questions and find out which character from Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl you are most like.
Please note, neither David Barnett nor his publishers Tor Books and Snowbooks, nor his agent, nor anybody, claims any responsibility if you get Aloysius Bent. You wanna cut down on your pork-life, mate. Get some exercise.
Anyway, to take the test CLICK HERE. And have fun. If you find it mildly diverting, share it on.